Guy Stays Strong With His Cold And Indifferent Tinder Match

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mattstaff
Aug 23, 2019 4:30 PM EDT

This actually might make you believe in love again. To think the dude actually started to get in her good graces (....) at the end there. I hope he doesn't go and get too stoked. She's definitely giving off all the vibes of a money-hungry Tinderella who preys on the right-swipers with viciously calculated "smh's." 

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  • 01
    tinder - Text - Olivia, 20 13 miles away rlly just wanna smoke n watch it's always sunny venmo me and see what happens venmo:
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  • 02
    tinder - Text - Olivia sends $0.01 through Venmo- Saturday 5:18 PM Don't go spending that all in one place now Saturday 11:33 PM Damn Generous
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  • 03
    tinder - Text - You're gonna make a gr8 sugar daddy Sunday 11:09 AM I prefer the term Splenda Daddy You know, the cheaper knockoff sugar daddy Sunday 7:13 PM LMFAO
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  • 04
    tinder - Product - Olivia, 20 13 miles away rlly just wanna smoke n watch it's always sunny venmo me $5 and see what happens ven My Anthem Africa Weezer
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  • 05
    tinder - Text - Thursday 11:59 PM Lol I see you updated your bio I feel proud to have enacted change in this world Friday 3:01 AM Smh
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  • 06
    tinder - Text - Friday 2:47 PM How many 5s have you gotten so far Like, is this a valid income source? Friday 3:14 PM Absolutely Friday 7:28 PM 5 is amateur hour
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  • 07
    tinder - Text - You're hella cute so you should be asking for 6, at least I just hope that when you start raking in the 6 and 7 dollar donations, you'll remember me, your financial advisor And offer a $0.20 kickback for my brilliant plan to bump up revenue streams That's a 20¢ kickback on each venmo transaction, of course, making up about a 4% commission
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  • 08
    tinder - Text - Smh "Smart move, hoss"? Or "sharing money happily"? Maybe it stood for "sure man. Hookup?" In which case I'm flattered but I need to be taken out to dinner first Smh
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  • 09
    tinder - Text - Sunny Marathon + Hash sounds great to me Oh my lord Friday 9:11 PM And surely that stood for "Oh, Happily! Monday, yours. Leaf Or Resin Dabs?" Omg You're wild
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  • 10
    tinder - Text - I'm actually laughing Ugh your go to UNC No wonder. You're a nerd I don't fuck w nerds Friday 10:08 PM Smh What's your major
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  • 11
    tinder - Text - Nerd? Oh I graduated now but I studied usual nerd stuf... Test tubes and the like What about you Smh Jesus Jesus is a pretty interesting major Theology?
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  • 12
    tinder - Text - Fucking nerd Friday 10:57 PM If you're lucky we can both be fucking nerd this weekend Jfc Friday 11:54 PM Fine fine you studied Jesus so you can be him, I'll be christ, and then we'll have us jesus fucking christ
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    tinder - Text - Today 12:26 AM Shake my damn head Ok that's a new one but 'll do it, what else do you like in bed Oh my god That's weird, usually the girls don't say that until *after* we're going at it Today 10:29 AM Jesus christ You are a giant fucking nerd
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  • 14
    tinder - Text - And it's kind of endearing not gonna lie Type a message... GIF
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